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Funny qoutes

Some quotes I read somewhere and some I came up with. Try and guess which is which... But basically read and enjoy...


When you come to a fork in the road ... Take it.
Either I find the man and his talks interesting, or none.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that.
One who errs is a man, one who errs all too often is clearly a moron...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
If in the end everything seems fine, certainly its not the end....
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Anonymous said…
When you come to a fork in the road ... Take it.
- Berra Yogi

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Yogi

Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that.
- Billi Shankley

One who errs is a man, one who errs all too often is clearly a moron...
- Nutan Nani

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Nash Nana

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- Maugham Mamu


Another interesting one for my pyari nani :)

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
-William Chachu
Nutan said…
good guess, but wrong!! you evidently haven't searched the net enough...

are u inspired by munna bhai by any chance?? (the names you give seem to suggest that)
Anonymous said…
the first two are your quotes
Nutan said…
wrong guess again!!!
Anonymous said…
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

If in the end everything seems fine, certainly its not the end....

these two are yours
Nutan said…
another wrong guess!!!:)
Anonymous said…
I wanted to know which are your own quotes. I wrote that in the comments section of the next post.

Bbye
Nutan said…
my quotes :)... that was a trick question...actually, all quotes are someone else's... but i have modified 3 of them and put them here....

One who errs is a man, one who errs all too often is clearly a moron...(this was out of frustration about some mistakes i am making these days)

Either I find the man and his talks interesting, or none. (this was said about women in one novel...;))

If in the end everything seems fine, certainly its not the end....
Soumendra said…
IMSC!
Soumendra said…
well, I guessed that correctly, at least.

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