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The blockage

Did you know that if you call Vodafone customer care 5-6 times in a day, they block your number temporarily from reaching their "customer care executives"? Well, I learnt it the hard way. My number is apparently temporarily blocked. A service provider blocking its user!! Can you believe that??!! Any way, I will wait for them to unblock me and try the stunt again to see whether they block me again. Probably they also have an upper limit on the number of temporary blocks after which they block you for good and even after that if you dial the magic 3 letter number 111, they come home and kill you. If I am found dead in a road accident please make sure it is me before you start celebrating, because I have lost my license and it may be someone else using my license illegally. But if you are sure its me, treat or blame Vodafone depending on how you feel about the whole thing.

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Some Little Greens said…
You are tagged as "irritating customer"

Hope that is "temporary irritating customer" :)
1:07 AM
Nutan said…
@mandy: better not meet me too soon, else..... :)
12:12 AM
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